One of the most beautiful aspects of blogging is that you can be uglier than the south end of a north-bound donkey and you can still find success online.

Just browse through the names below and you’ll see exactly what I’m talking about. The proof is in this post. These guys take ugly to a whole new level and yet they’re blogging quite successfully. So yes, there is hope for you.

More importantly, what you do you notice about some of these as to why I think they are poor? Hopefully you didn’t make it on the list, but if you did why did you?

• Keith Bloemendaal: Keith is so ugly that he makes onions cry. He gives Freddie Krueger nightmares. My nickname for him is Taco Bell because when people see him they run for the border! This guy can tie a steak around his neck and his dog still won’t play with him.
• Robb Sutton: Robb is so ugly that he actually makes blind kids cry. If he looks in the mirror his reflection turns to stone. There’s a local ordinance in his community that requires him to go trick-or-treating via telephone. If ugliness were bricks, this guy would be the great wall of China.
• David Risley: David Risley is a man with unique abilities. He can turn milk into cottage cheese just by looking at it. His friends call him moses because when he steps in water the water parts out of his way. You can use his picture as an anti-theft device on your car.
• Jordan Cooper: When Jordan fell off the ugly tree, he fell face first into every branch on the way down. He actually got arrested once for mooning when he stuck his head out his car window. On more than one occasion he’s been kicked out of amateur ugly contests for being a professional.
• Nicholas Cardot: My mom has had it out for me ever since the day I was born. Apparently when the doctor saw me, I was so ugly that he actually slapped my mom! In fact, they almost threw me out and kept the afterbirth. They even had to put tinted windows on my crib.
• Tee Riddle: Tee’s ugly. But then again, that’s why he’s on this list. When he walks into a store they actually have to turn off the cameras to keep them from breaking. If it were illegal to be ugly, Tee would have already faced a firing squad. Suffice it to say that this guy doesn’t have to use any birth control.
• Brandon Cox: Brandon can’t throw a boomerang like most people because it always refused to come back to him. He has to sneak up on the mirror. Laboratory tests have shown his picture to be more effective for killing rats than the most expensive Rat poison on the market.
• Josh Hanagarne: Josh is one tall man which is perfect since they use a life-sized cardboard cutout to keep birds out of corn fields. It’s much more effective than a scarecrow. He’s so disgustingly ugly that Chuch Norris’ eyes start bleeding when he looks at Josh.
• Geoff Crane: When Geoff and I visited the zoo last month, the staff actually thanked me for returning him to them. When he sits in the sand cats try to bury him. I suppose that this probably explains why his doctor is a vet and why he always gets chased by the dog catcher.
• Nathan Hangen: When Nathan’s mother went into labor, the doctors went on strike. He get’s an extra 364 days a year to celebrate Halloween. He showed up for amateur night at a male strip club and people started handing him cash begging him to keep his clothes on.

Disclaimer: This is a parody post and I don’t actually believe that any of these bloggers are ugly. Each of these guys are actually my friends and I highly recommend that you check out their blogs. You won’t be dissapointed.

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